Monthly Archives: May 2005

Serenity

Did you miss Joss Whedon’s Firefly when it was on TV? Honestly, who didn’t? The show was cancelled about halfway through the season, and I have yet to find anyone who actually watched it on Fox. Fortunately, the DVD sales were incredibly high, so the movie Serenity is coming out this September. Malcolm Reynolds (actor…

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Star Wars Episode 3

Mild Spoiler Alert! I went to see Episode 3 last night at midnight. My boyfriend, Stick, says the spaceships looked fake, but this didn’t bug me too much. I don’t know if this is because my eyes aren’t so great or because I’ve, uh, never seen a real space battle for comparison purposes. Ditto for…

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The Grocery Store Wars

Sometimes the fan films and spoofs of Star Wars are more fun than the real thing, and that’s definately the way I feel about this one Grocery Store Wars produced by the Organic Trade Association. Here you will see Obi-Wan Cannoli and Cuke Skywalker defend the grocery store from the dark side of the farm,…

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The Village

I’ve just watched The Village with full knowledge of the ending. M. Night Shyamalanananan went downhill on this one. I understood what was going on but still had questions. If the red headed girl was blind, how did she know where to run after that talk she had with Adrien Brody’s character? She ran down…

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Wanna See My Spaceship?

My boyfriend Stick has sworn to watch the next six million, forty-seven thousand, three hundred and ninety-two bad Star Wars prequels in the hopes that one of them will be half as good as Return Of the Jedi. Speaking of trilogies that won’t quit, we went to see The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy this…

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