Hide and Seek…regrettably we found it.

Hide and Seek, where to start. Tsk Tsk Robert Deniro and Dakota Fanning. At least she is only 7 and may not have known better. First of all, I would like to state that my brain was playing hide and seek when I bought the ticket. I KNOW THAT! Anyway, when my roommate and I went to see the movie it seemed that the rest of the audience was playing hide and seek from the movie itself. The movie couldn’t find them for the life of it. The best part of the movie was me dancing in front of the empty chairs before it even started. This movie was a ripoff of other bad ‘thriller’ movies that went straight to video and hopefully the directors go straight to hell for this cinematic travesty. I’d be more thrilled watching Deniro drinking coffee and read the paper for 2 hours. That seriously is more of a thrill and chill than this superior waste of time. One of the more annoying attributes of this movie was sometimes someone would scream and would rouse me from my slumber. What I hate most about movies like this is that in the beginning there truly is potential, but the director didn’t have making a movie worth watching on his list of things to do. We went into the theater thinking we’d see a monster movie but the only monsters were the two men who came in suspiciously late, during the last 15 minutes of the ‘masterpiece’. They are either stupid or brilliant for coming in that late, but we aren’t sure which. We figured they just didn’t know where else they could pay $45 for popcorn. I would gladly berate the actual scenes and situations of the movie, but I do not want to give away the f*cking ridiculously stupid ending. The only good thing about the ending is that it meant the movie was finally over. Here is the spoiler - the murderer is you when you kill the director of this tripe.